Why I Quit Facebook!

I finally have gotten to the point where I have decided to quit facebook. It was not a simple decision but one that had to be done swiftly in order to save my professional demeanor and reputation on line. Back when it first came out when we were in college it was something of a novelty, safe place for college students to connect on a variety of issues. It became a place that was for us and it was great connecting with long lost friends and family members who could see my life take place in up to the date updates. Then when everyone was started to allowed to be on it became such a nuiance.

I had contemplated deactivating my account but didnt since post college it was a great way to keep in touch with friends over the world and country but as other services started coming up ie twitter and gmail and skype the need for facebook seemed to still be there. Well recently I was laid off and am in the market for full time employment my father's company is looking to hire some new people so he figured he would search my name using different variations on google for my safety and so I can see what was out there on me. I really appreciated it. Well a post came up from when I was a Sophomore in college some stupid yong shit that I had done and could really be detrimental to my career. I flippped out I signed up for reputation defender and its now gone.

I deactiated my facebook and I suggest you all should too! Its so freeing!

Stop Having Sex For my Own Good

Currently, I am up early due to a 9:20 class and I have to listen to the annoying boinking upstairs. Colleen and I have started a tally and twice they have had sex since we got back. Dear god their horny...
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Is it a big deal I want to add another class? I dont think so I call my parents to tell them and their like BLAH BLAH BLAH they can shut up I dont care. I am sick and tired of them telling me what to do. They treat me like I am some nutcase but I am not. Their like calm down THEIR ONES WHO NEED TO CALM DOWN...

Good Excuses Not to go to Work

I was sprayed by a skunk.

I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.

My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.

I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.

I forgot to come back to work after lunch.

I couldn't find my shoes.

I hurt myself bowling.

I was spit on by a venomous snake.

I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.

A hitman was looking for me.

My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.

I eloped.

My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.

My cat unplugged my alarm clock.

I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.

I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.

I forgot what day of the week it was.

Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.

A tree fell on my car.

My monkey died